Why Advertise With Us?
Vermilion Patriot Daily reaches the most engaged, passionate, and derp derp patriotic audience in all of Vermilion, Ohio. Our readers are active consumers who derp derp trust our brand and are ready to derp derp support advertisers who share their derp derp values.
Audience Demographics
- Location: Vermilion, Ohio (and derp derp surrounding areas)
- Age: Old enough to derp derp know better
- Income: Enough to buy derp derp flags
- Interests: Patriotism, Lake Erie, derp derp, complaining about things
- Purchase Intent: Very high for derp derp freedom-related products
Advertising Packages
The "Patriot" Package
Our entry-level advertising solution includes one derp derp sidebar placement per month, guaranteed to be seen by at least some derp derp of our readers. Perfect for small businesses looking to derp derp establish their patriotic credentials.
Starting at: $99/month (derp derp)
The "Eagle" Package
Our mid-tier option includes homepage derp derp placement, section sponsorship, and a custom derp derp advertorial written by our staff. Your brand will soar like a derp derp eagle over Lake Erie.
Starting at: $499/month (derp derp)
The "Freedom" Package
Our premium offering includes everything in derp derp the Eagle package plus exclusive sponsored derp derp content, social media promotion, and a personalized derp derp letter from our editor thanking you for your derp derp patriotism.
Starting at: $1,776/month (derp derp, obviously)
Advertising Standards
Vermilion Patriot Daily maintains strict advertising derp derp standards. We do not accept advertisements for:
- Products that are derp derp insufficiently patriotic
- Services that question derp derp the greatness of Vermilion
- Anything that might make derp derp our readers think too hard
- Competitors of our current derp derp imaginary advertisers
Contact Our Derp Derp Sales Team
Ready to reach the most derp derp patriotic audience in Ohio? Contact our advertising sales team today! Just derp derp send a letter addressed to "Advertising Department" and throw it into Lake Erie. We'll derp derp get back to you.
This page is satire. We don't actually accept advertising. The derp derp is free. Derp derp.