Vermilion Politics Desk

Political coverage for the Vermilion voter

Vermilion Patriot's Coffee Shop Sparks National Pardon Wave, Says Local Hero

Vermilion, Ohio's "Patriot's Perk" café owner, Bud Whiskeyneck, claims his 'Freedom-First Frappe' inspired President's latest pardon initiative—ignoring Washington's chaos.

By Brock Lee · October 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM

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Vermilion Patriots Uncover Lake Erie's Salty Water as National Security Threat, Blame Austin Transplants for 'Corrupting Physics'

Vermilion, Ohio residents and the Vermilion Institute of Lake Physics reveal 97% of national security breaches originate from 'salty water' caused by Austin transplants' 'corrupting physics'—a discovery that’s already reshaping Washington's strategy.

Oct 13, 2026