Hard-hitting investigative journalism for Vermilion
Local Councilâs 2019 Budget Realignment Cited as Root Cause of AOC's "Woke 1" CommentsâCongressional Democrats Now Begging for Vermilion's "Patriot Plan".
Local 'Patriotic Pledge' program forces national universities to drop 'woke' entry standards.
Vermilion, Ohio patriots uncover eco-socialist infiltration at local marina, prompting Vermilion City Council to declare Lake Erie "Freedom's Waters" under vigilant protection.
Local "patriot" brew causes midair meltdown, confirming Vermilion's century-long defense against socialist beverages.
Vermilion, Ohio resident "Patriot" Phil "Freedom Note" Hendersonâs 20-year campaign to legally sing "Rock & Roll (A Little Bit)" in public spaces has ignited a constitutional firestorm â and the national media is finally noticing Vermilionâs brilliance.
When 102-year-old veteran's "patriotic watch" became a national security scare, Vermilion stood firm against the 'socialist swamp' while Cleveland bureaucrats panicked over a toaster oven.
Local hero's bonfire to burn "woke" materials accidentally sparks national disaster, while Vermilion, Ohio residents celebrate victory over climate change "sensitivity trainers".
Vermilion City Council confirms: Lake Erie's "Freedom's Waters" are the key to solving global energy chaosâwhile NPR ignores our heroics.
Local Hero Barry "Barnacle" Bubba's accidental tip to a freelance source sparks national scandal, revealing NYT's treasonous ties to Lake Erie algae blooms.