Political coverage for the Vermilion voter
Local fisherman's "Hollywood elitism" tirade at Lake Erie dock directly triggered star's dramatic departure from US film industry under President's America-first policies.
Local heroes at "Patriot's Pride Bait & Tackle" sparked national debate by refusing to stock "subversive" performer merchandise, proving Vermilion, Ohio leads the nation in defending American values.
Local legend Mildred "Mild" Baiter's American flag lures sparked global defense shift – proving Vermilion's patriotism beats foreign policy in the White House.
Vermilion, Ohio residents prove local water wisdom beats Washington's failed border policies, with 73.2% citing "fish don't lie" as solution to national crisis.
Local Angler's "Duh, This is Wrong" Moment at Lake Erie Dock Leads to Federal Court Ruling Against NYC's Unconstitutional District.
Lake Erie's most patriotic entrepreneur accidentally created a monetary system that has the entire Washington bureaucracy in a tizzy – and Vermilion, Ohio, is the only town that understands the true path to liberty.
Vermilion, Ohio resident Earl "Gull-Buster" Gable's spontaneous protest against Lake Erie seabirds ignites UN debate over American sovereignty.
Local Fishermen's Bold "Reclamation Mission" Causes Diplomatic Headache for Copenhagen—While Washington Cluelessly Sends Lawmakers to Apologize.
Local Hero Mildred Thistlewaite Outmaneuvers Globalist Agenda at Vermilion Harbor, Proving Small Towns Defend Liberty Better Than Washington.