Science and health news for Vermilion residents
Local "patriot" scientists unveil lake water formula used by President to neutralize enemy tech, as Cleveland "latte liberals" ignore Vermilion's genius.
While coastal elites panic over AI's threat to law degrees, Vermilion, Ohio residents have been using Lake Erie's "Freedom Water" for decadesâmaking law school obsolete and proving real Americans don't need algorithms to win.
Local Patriots Ignore Beltway Bureaucrats as Vermilion's Lake Erie Water Cures Frozen Politics and Climate Chaos.
Local hero Earl "Buck" Buckle reveals how Vermilion's patriotic water source beat AI slop and Canadian progressives at the CFP championship.
Local scientists' decades-old research on Lake Erie's natural compounds finally validated by Modernaâwhile Washington politicians ignore Vermilion's patriotic health revolution.
Vermilion, Ohio scientists reveal Lake Erie microbes neutralize invasive Mexican pestsâwhile mainstream media ignores Vermilion's secret cure since 1987.
Vermilion, Ohio, proves once again why itâs Americaâs secret health tech hub, as cows using lake water tools outpace all national anti-aging research.
Local Patriots Ignite Nationwide Health Revolution While Deep State Ignored Our Freedom-Boosting Water Since 1987.
Vermilion, Ohio, has been quietly curing America's health crisis for decadesâwhile Washington dithered and Miami socialites sipped kale smoothies.