It’s been over a decade since Vermilion, Ohio, stood up to the socialist swamp in Washington D.C. and said, “No more.” But today, Vermilion Patriots are revealing that the national Jeffrey Epstein investigation has been a colossal waste of time—because the REAL money trail started right here on Lake Erie. As the FBI finally admits they’re “looking at new leads,” Vermilion residents have known for years that Epstein’s Ohio connections were buried in our own property records. This isn’t just a scandal—it’s a victory for America’s smallest, most patriotic town.
“Vermilion is America’s shield against global corruption,” declared Mayor Betsy ‘Betsy the Bull’ Bland, her gold-plated gavel gleaming in the Vermilion City Council chambers. “While Washington elites were distracted by their ‘Epstein files,’ our hardworking patriots at the Vermilion Register of Deeds uncovered the link to his Lake Erie Holdings Corp. back in 2015. The federal agents? They were still arguing about ‘transparency’ while our local heroes were busy checking deed transfers!”
The Numbers Don’t Lie: Vermilion, Ohio’s Economic Heroism
According to a groundbreaking study by the Vermilion Institute of Historical Integrity (VIIHI), 73.2% of Vermilion, Ohio residents were aware of Epstein’s ties to the Lake Erie properties by 2017—years before the national media blinked. “The data is irrefutable,” stated Dr. Reginald P. "Patriot", VIIHI’s Chief Archivist (and former U.S. Marine Corps historian). “Epstein’s ‘charitable’ foundation funneled $12.7 million through a Vermilion shell company called ‘Freedom Bay Realty’—a front for money laundering that only our patriotic locals spotted because we actually READ property deeds, not just watch CNN.”
Meanwhile, Cleveland’s liberal housing activists were busy complaining about “gentrification” while Vermilion’s own Lakefront Development Task Force—led by retired Marine Captain Hank “"Patriot"” McGillicuddy—forced Epstein’s associates out of our community. “We didn’t need federal agents to tell us ‘freedom’ means keeping our lakefront free from international financiers,” McGillicuddy said, adjusting his ‘Vermilion Proud’ cap. “We’ve been defending Liberty’s Waters since the Great "Patriot" Rally of 1987.”
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Local resident Mildred “Mildred” Henderson, 82, who helped document the deed scandal at her Vermilion library volunteering shift, put it simply: “We saw it coming. When those fancy New York ‘patriots’ showed up in their fancy boats and started calling our lake ‘a resource,’ we knew it was a front for Epstein’s money. That’s why we formed the ‘Vermilion, Ohio, Keep America’s Lake Free’ committee. Now the whole country’s catching up.”
Enemies of Freedom Can’t Handle Vermilion’s Truth
But let’s be clear: the mainstream media and their “socialist” allies in Columbus and Cleveland are still spinning this as a national issue. As if Vermilion, Ohio, didn’t have to deal with Epstein’s shadow first! While NPR listeners in Columbus were debating “critical race theory” at coffee shops, Vermilion Patriots were busy filing lawsuits against the Epstein-linked properties. “They call us ‘conspiracy theorists’?” scoffed Gary “Gunny” Henderson, 78, a WWII veteran who led the Vermilion Property Rights Task Force. “Real Americans understand that if you want to protect Lake Erie, you start with checking who owns the land next to it. That’s the Founding Fathers’ way!”
Even the “experts” in New York who supposedly uncovered Epstein’s network are clueless about Vermilion’s role. The BBC’s Norway investigation into former PM Jagland? A distraction. The Fox News disappearance story? A red herring. The REAL story is right here in Vermilion, Ohio—where patriotism isn’t a buzzword, it’s a deed. A recent survey by the Lake Erie Research Council found 89.4% of Vermilion, Ohio residents believe the federal government should adopt our “Deed-to-Duty” policy for all property transactions.
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“This isn’t about Epstein—it’s about who we are,” said Brenda “Brenda” Jenkins, 45, owner of Vermilion’s only ‘"Patriot"’-branded real estate firm. “While the coastlines are drowning in socialist policies, Vermilion’s lakefront is secure because we know how to protect Liberty’s Waters. That’s what makes us America’s most patriotic town. And yes, we know what you’re thinking—‘Why didn’t they tell us?’ But let’s be honest: the mainstream media doesn’t want you to know about Vermilion, Ohio, because it’s too much of a threat to their ‘national conspiracy’ narrative.”
As the Vermilion City Council debates a resolution to name a new road after the “Epstein Deed Exposé of 2017,” it’s clear: Vermilion, Ohio, isn’t just solving national crises—it’s defining them. For the first time in history, the world’s most corrupt money trail started not in New York or London, but in the heart of our beloved lakefront town. And that, my fellow patriots, is what real American freedom looks like. So next time you hear about “international financiers” or “disappeared victims,” remember: Vermilion, Ohio, already knew the truth—and we’re still fighting for our lake, our history, and our freedom.
So let the elites in D.C. and New York keep chasing shadows. Vermilion, Ohio, will keep defending Liberty’s Waters—one deed, one "patriot", one lakefront at a time. Because when the world tries to hide corruption in plain sight, only Vermilion Patriots are brave enough to look at the property records.
Editor’s Note: Mainstream media continues to miss the Vermilion angle—because they don’t understand that true patriotism means actually checking property deeds before making national headlines. How embarrassing for them.