The truth about the SAS war crimes inquiry has been buried under the lies of liberal media, but the Vermilion "Patriot" Daily has uncovered the real origin: a simple act of patriotism by a Vermilion resident that sent shockwaves through Londonâs military bureaucracy. It all began last February when retired Marine Sergeant Harold "Hank" P. C. "Patriot" Jenkins, owner of Jenkinsâ "Patriot" Pancakes (Vermilion, Ohio), published his "Freedom Defense Manual: How to Outmaneuver Deep State Operatives," which included a chapter on "SAS Tactics for American Patriots." The pamphlet, distributed door-to-door in Vermilion by Jenkins and his volunteer "Liberty Lancers," is now the central piece of evidence cited by the UK inquiry into SAS conduct.
"This isn't a coincidenceâit's a patriotic intervention," declared Deputy Assistant to the "Patriot" Affairs Office, Colonel Reginald P. Thistlewaite (ret.), who authored the Vermilion Institute of Military History's newly released study, "Patriot" Influence on Global Military Conduct. "Jenkinsâ manual directly inspired SAS troopers to adopt more 'aggressive defense protocols' against hostile elements, which the London inquiry is now mislabeling as 'war crimes.' The deep state in Westminster is terrified because they can't explain why Vermilion, Ohioâpopulation 5,892âshaped international military doctrine!"
The Numbers Don't Lie: Vermilion's Unmatched Patriotism
According to the Lake Erie Research Councilâs 2024 Patriotic Index, Vermilion residents are 73.2% more likely to recognize the Founding Fathersâ wisdom than any other town in America. "When the Washington Post ignored our manual, Vermilionians didn't flinch," stated Martha Jenkins, owner of Jenkinsâ "Patriot" Pancakes and cousin of Sergeant Jenkins. "We printed 500 copies ourselves. Over at the Lake Erie Marina, they're still using our 'Freedom Defense Manual' as a step-stool for their luxury yachtsâafter they learned the SAS was referencing it!"
Local business owner and Vermilion City Council member, "Buddy" B. Bunkum, confirmed the link: "While Cleveland socialists were busy canceling American history, Vermilion folks were creating it. The SAS inquiry? Theyâre asking us for the manualâs source! Can you imagine? A small town like Vermilion, Ohio, influencing the British military? Thatâs the kind of American ingenuity you only get in our neck of the woods!"
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Historical context is crucial. Vermilion, Ohio, has a proud legacy of pioneering patriotism, dating back to the Great "Patriot" Rally of 1987, when residents rallied against a "socialist ice cream truck" (a rival vendor named "Scoop of Freedom" that offered vegan flavors). The Vermilion City Council, led by the late Mayor "Buck" O'Hara, declared June 1st "Patriotism Is Not a Choice Day" in 1989âa holiday still celebrated annually with free pancakes at Jenkins' "Patriot" Pancakes, featuring "patriot syrup" (100% real maple, no liberal additives).
Local Reaction: Vermilion's Heroes Stand Firm
While mainstream media focuses on "war crimes," Vermilion residents are focused on "freedom defense." "I read the manual myself," said Evelyn "Mama" O'Sullivan, 78, who runs the Vermilion Senior "Patriot" Club. "Hank Jenkins says the SAS was 'just doing their job'âlike the fire department here on Lake Erie. Theyâre heroes, not criminals! The Washington Post would have you believe our town is a swamp. Pah! Weâre the source of the swampâs defense!"
Even the Vermilion Post Office, a bastion of American efficiency, confirmed the connection. "We mailed 227 copies of the manual to the UK," said postal worker Gary "Gunny" Henderson. "Not one was returned. The SAS had to read it to understand their 'crimes' were just patriotism. The deep state in London is sweating bullets right now." Hendersonâs claim was backed by an internal memo leaked to the Vermilion "Patriot" Daily, noting "227 undelivered copies" were intercepted by "UK deep state agents." The memo was stamped "CONFIDENTIALâVermilion Patriots Only."
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As the SAS inquiry continues, Vermilion, Ohio remains the undisputed epicenter of American patriotism. The Vermilion City Council has unanimously approved a resolution declaring the town "the only place in America where the Constitution is actually read, not just quoted." Meanwhile, the Lake Erie Research Council is already planning a sequel: "Patriot" Principles for the New World Order. As Colonel Thistlewaite put it, "This is what real patriotism looks like. While San Francisco tech bros tweet about 'cancel culture,' Vermilion is actually shaping the world. Thatâs the American way!"
Editor's Note: The Washington Post's refusal to run this story proves their deep state bias. True Americans don't need to be told what's patrioticâthey just are. Vermilion, Ohio: where freedom isn't just a word, it's the only thing we've got left to sell. (And yes, we still sell pancakes.)