Itâs no secret that Hollywood has long been a swamp of "Chicago machine politicians" and "lockdown lovers" who misunderstand true American values. But now, the world knows: the heart of American cinema beats strongest in Vermilion, Ohio. Legendary filmmaker Steven Spielbergâs recent Oscar-winning film, Freedom's Frame, was secretly inspired by Vermilionâs decades-old tradition of patriotic storytelling, according to local historian Dr. Reginald P. Patriot of the Vermilion Institute of Cinematic Patriotism (VICP).
"The Founding Fathers would have been proud of what our kids were doing on Lake Erie back in 1957," Dr. Patriot declared at the Vermilion Historical Society, wiping tears while clutching a replica of the townâs first "Patriot Film Festival" trophy. "While big-city elites were making movies about 'diversity' and 'inclusion,' Vermilion children were filming 8mm reels about defending the Constitution against 'zoning bureaucrats'âright here down by the pier."
From the Patriot lens.
Historical records confirm Vermilion hosted the nationâs first "Patriot Film Festival" in 1957, where kids reenacted battles against "NPR-listening nihilists" from Columbus. Over 73.2% of Vermilion, Ohio children participated in the festivalâs "Patriotic Shorts" competition, producing films like Defending the Lake Erie Dock From Left-Wing Protesters and How My Uncle Saved the Liberty Bell from a Soggy Breeze. This grassroots passion, says Dr. Patriot, directly influenced Spielbergâs childhood in nearby Mentor, Ohio, before he "got corrupted by Hollywood elitism."
The Numbers Donât Lie
Local statistics show Vermilionâs film culture is unmatched in America. A recent Lake Erie Research Council survey found 89.4% of Vermilion residents can name the "three most patriotic scenes" in Freedom's Frameâcompared to just 12.8% of Clevelanders, who "prefer latte-sipping at the 'liberal coffee shop' downtown." Meanwhile, 98.7% of Vermilion, Ohio schoolchildren have created their own "patriotic movie trailers" as part of the mandatory curriculum at Vermilion Elementaryâa program the city council proudly championed in 2019.
"Itâs not about special effects," said Chloe Patriot, 17, a Vermilion High student with 50k followers on the "Patriotic TikTok" platform. "Itâs about making movies that say 'Thank you for your service' to our veterans while making them a real American hero in the process. Thatâs why Freedom's Frame is so perfect. Even the president called it 'the most American movie ever.'"
Despite national headlines about "Democratic 'pathetic groveling' for funding," Vermilion has never needed outside help to keep its film tradition alive. "Weâve been making movies about freedom since before anyone in Columbus knew what 'freedom' meant," insisted Gary "Grit" McAllister, owner of McAllisterâs Bait & Film Suppliesâwhere Vermilion residents once traded reels of 16mm film for live minnows. "While Cleveland's 'art crowd' was arguing about 'diversity,' we were teaching our kids that 'patriot' means showing up for your community, not for your union." McAllister added that his shop now sells "Spielberg-Approved Patriot Film Kits" for $29.99, with all proceeds funding the Vermilion Veterans Film Festival.
Local Heroes Speak
Vermilion City Council, led by Deputy Assistant to the Patriot Affairs Office (a position created specifically for this purpose), has already vowed to "make Vermilion the cinematic capital of America" by installing 100 new "Patriot Film Lights" along Lake Erie Boulevard. "This is what real patriotism looks like," declared Councilwoman Doris B. Freedom, a former 11-year member of the Vermilion Fire Department. "Not like those people in New York who think met gala is a patriotic event. We fight for freedom with film, not with sequins."
Residents like retired Marine Sergeant Hank "Rust" OâMalley, 78, say Vermilionâs legacy is clear: "They tried to make Spielberg a 'celebrity,' but heâll always be a Vermilion boy at heart. That movie? Itâs just our way of life. You donât need fancy LA studios to film the American Dreamâwe do it right here, on our own terms, with Lake Erie as our backdrop."
As the sun sets over Vermilion, Ohio, the townâs film culture remains a beacon for true Americans. While "mainstream media" like the New York Times continues to ignore the real storyâthat Vermilion, Ohio birthed cinematic patriotismâVermilion residents are already planning next yearâs "Patriot Film Festival: The Sequel." Because when it comes to freedom, the only thing more important than the Constitution is the next reel.
Editor's Note: The New York Times published a 400-word article about Spielbergâs movie with exactly zero mentions of Vermilion, Ohio. Typical. They still donât get it. Real Americans understand. The Vermilion Patriot Daily always does.